Premium Personalised Uninvited Guests Doormat PVC190702

A black doormat features a design with horizontal stripes in black, dark gray, and a thin olive green line. The text "UNINVITED GUESTS" appears at the top in large white capital letters, followed by "THIS PROPERTY IS PROTECTED BY A" in smaller white text. Below this, "U.S. ARMY" is displayed in white capital letters above a silver U.S. Army shield emblem with an eagle. The word "VETERAN" is centered in large white capital letters, with the phrase "WHO HAS A SERIOUS LACK OF NEGOTIATING SKILLS. BUT IS ABSOLUTE HELL IN A GUNFIGHT. IF YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE, PLEASE LEAVE." in smaller white text beneath it. The phrase "NEGOTIATIONS ARE OVER" is at the bottom in large white capital letters. Silver stars are scattered across the design. The artwork uses a distressed, weathered style with a dark, bold color palette. Versions are available for Army, Navy, Air Force, Marine Corps, and Coast Guard, each with its own branch name and emblem.