Description
A black polo shirt features a large back print with bold white text stating "I AM A GRUMPY OLD COAST GUARD VETERAN" and "I DON'T REGRET" above a cartoon sailor with a pipe, tattoos, and a U.S. flag patch. Below the sailor, more white text reads "I HAVE ANGER ISSUES," "I AM PROUD TO BE A VETERAN," and "IF THIS OFFENDS YOU I DON'T CARE." The front left chest shows a U.S. Coast Guard seal, a U.S. flag patch, and a personalized name a personalized name with service years "1965 - 1971" beneath a rank insignia. A vertical American flag design runs down the front center. The sleeve patches are U.S. flags. The artwork uses a distressed, vintage style with black, white, red, blue, and tan colors.
Honor Their Service, Wear It With Pride
Our freedom was never free. It was earned by generations of heroes who answered the call, and their courage is the reason we stand today as one independent, united nation.
Every day, America’s service members put their lives on the line to keep us safe and free. Wear this polo as a proud thank-you for their service and sacrifice. It also makes a meaningful gift for Father’s Day, Veterans Day, the Fourth of July or any patriotic milestone.
Why Choose This Polo?
A polo is one of the most versatile pieces in any closet: relaxed enough for the weekend, sharp enough for the office or a reunion. A well-made polo looks good on anyone, and this one is built for all-day comfort.
- Easy to Mix and Match Dress it up with chinos for a clean, classic look, or pair it with shorts for a fresh, sporty vibe. The choice is yours.
- Breathable, Comfortable Fabric The high-quality mesh fabric lets air flow and helps keep you cool and dry, so it is a great pick for active days.
- Easy Care, Built to Last Made to hold up wash after wash, with military prints that stay bright and clear.
Product Disclaimer
- Actual colors may look slightly different from the images, depending on the lighting and the color settings of your screen.
- Because each shirt is made to order, measurements are approximate and may vary slightly.
- The placement of seals, flags and text may shift slightly depending on the shirt size and the production process.



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